Located in a bright
green shack just above Pacific Coast Highway, on the route to Malibu,
sits near the border of Santa Monica and Pacific Palisades.
Patrick's is somewhat eccentric, somewhat rough around the edges, with mediocre food and zero decor - not really the kind of place you'd expect to find a superstar like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but there he is, with a permanent table close to the door (in the main dining room, just past the counter. Look for his Humvee parked outside...)
But you will often find him here in the a.m., along with plenty of his Hollywood friends. What Morton's is to dinner, little Patrick's is to breakfast for the Malibu celebrity set.
Other regulars who enjoy the breakfast served here have included Tom Hanks, Sean Penn, Michael Keaton, Sylvester Stallone, Alley Sheedy, Julia Roberts, Johnny Carson, Linda Hamilton, Ted Danson, Ali MacGraw, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Cindy Crawford, Fran Drescher, Roseanne Barr, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
This one is not your typical celebrity hangout: it's somewhat rowdy, its decor looks like a garage sale, and it's definitely a bit off the beaten path (unless your daily route takes you on PCH between Santa Monica and Malibu - a typical drive for many stars who live in the Colony.)
Part of the secret was eccentric owner Bill Fischler, an irreverent chap who playfully insulted the guests, but made them feel at home (when he could be heard over the noisy jukebox.) He named the Roadhouse after his son, Patrick. His daughter, Tracey, is head waitress. (Mr. Fischler passed away recently, but the Roadhouse continues to thrive.)
The menu offers sandwiches, burgers, and breakfast items. Arnold, who is now part owner of the restaurant, is partial to the Bauernfraustuck, an Austrian breakfast dish made up of eggs, sausage, peppers & potatoes.
Jennifer Grey ("Dirty Dancing") likes their banana cream pie. So does O.J. Simpson (Mr. Fischler sent him pies when he was in jail, awaiting trial.) Brendan Fraser (of "The Mummy" franchise) does lunch here. Sean Penn prefers to sit outside on the patio.
have gone up over the years, but as of 2018, most items on the menu are
still around $17, which is low for a celeb restaurant.
Saturday and Sunday
mornings are best for star-gazing. Breakfast time is star time at Patrick's.
Come early. The doors open at 8 a.m., and the place closes at 6 p.m.
( Over the years, a motley collection of eccentric characters have gathered on the roof of Patrick's roadhouse, including the Statue of Liberty (holding a burger), an elephant, a leprechaun, and a T-Rex, which you can see in the photo below, shot by Bob Marlowe. )
there: To find Patrick's, take the
Santa Monica (10) Freeway west to its end at Pacific Coast Highway,
and go north on PCH about two miles, just past San Vicente Boulevard, to
the first real street on your right, Entrada Drive. You'll see Patrick's
on your right - a bright green building on the east side of PCH.
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